Jack and Jill

I wrote a song  duet. its my own take on what really went down with Jack and Jill

(p.s, Here they are not siblings)

 

Jack:

Hey Jill,

I’m still stuck on lower ground

So won’t you give me a hand

I broke my crown

When I fell down down

This hill must be made for you and I

Cuz I see no one else around

So won’t you promise to come after me

Jill:

Jack I know youre alone

I know the fault is my own

But if I fall

I know theres no going home

In time whats broken will mend

And youll see the end

Of this disaster

But theres no point in tumbeling after

Jack:

Hey jill when didya get so cold

You know its all your fault

You tripped me over

Jill:

Jack im not tumbling after

Jack:

Im broken im bleeding out internally

And youre still standing on a hill

Jill:

Jack im not tumbling after

Jack:

Ooh ooh ooh im still in love with you

Though you played me for a fool

But I guess you’re not tumbling after.

 

 

 

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I Want To Want

It rained today.

And on the days when it rains I am elated.

You see I read a lot.

I have seen adventures and I have traveled so many miles in my imagination but I have not lived.

My life is exceptionally mundane.

Perhaps through poetry I am interesting.

Perhaps I hope too much……..

 

I want to be in love when I wake up

Heart broken

Words unspoken

Just sprawled on the sunlit floor

To be distraught

To come undone

Spill all my emotions

cause a flood

Spend each damn tear on intoxicants

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Get high on adventure

I want to laugh the laugh of Amazons

To travel through pages

Build pyramids out of paragraphs

And paragraphs out of poetic adventures

I want to live in dreams when I wake up

To never wake up

To stay up

And have so many shadows

To be held prisoner by wrong doers

To sing the song of sirens

Come of age in meadows of imagination

I want to move with the clouds

weightless and innocent

 I want the magic of the Salems

I want a revolution

A suicide of lovers

To have the world on my shoulders

A bloody fight against oblivion

Soft memories that break my fall

I want it all

I want to want

 

Bubblegum and Kisses

 

Here’s a little candy ring that I made just for you.

And like I asked he carved your name

The way that candy jewelers do

By the see saw in the park

Where the cute little puppies bark

I hope you find the candy bracelet

That I made for you

 

There’s a little candy ring

On your bed

Under your pillow

Where your blankie usually lies

Where you go to think and wallow

 

And if you meet me after dark

I’ll give you more than just my heart

I’ll give you candy canes and bubble gum

Cross my heart cross my heart

 

 

My Club

 

 

I am looking to start a club

No, not a book club,

Not a cool club either

but a club of people stumbling through life

because I cannot be the only one

I cannot be alone in this human’s race

I cannot be the only one without answers

Forgotten

Living off of chance

Coincidences, happenstances,

 

So I am looking to start a club

Not a desperate club

Not a club of losers

And drifters

And people who are looking to dance with oblivion

Because in here you do not belong

We know who we are

At least we are sure that we will

And when I say we I mean me because

We have no members yet

Which is why

 

I am looking to start a club

Not a sandwich club

And not for athletics either

Because in here we are starved

And unprepared

We are the people who volunteer

We are the extras

Who just live here

Temporarily

Waiting

Forever waiting to be heroes

 

I am looking to start a club

A full on fight club

Where we fight each other’s demons

And tame them

Let them know that in here we are immortal

In here we enslave them

Here we wield our words like weapons

Where the sentences fear us

Here where we are royalty

 

 

I am looking to start a club

A coveted club

where you need no you want to join

like porcupines want to be softer

like a slug wants a shell

a club that you love

like an eight day

like a baby’s giggle

like bubblegum kisses

like, the opposite of lonely

like being understood

like a desperate metaphor

 

 

this is your club

my club

our club

where we are exceptional in our mediocrity

where we are alone together

where we forget to find ourselves

this is a club for the misfits

who don’t fit in with misfits

 

this is a club of indecision

where our motto is I don’t know

and maybe I don’t have to

where it is hard to care

and harder to not care

where things just happen

where our members are temporary

where they leave us like they join us

unexpectedly and entirely

 

this is a place where the future lives

in the past

where we remember what could’ve been

where the language is if and would have

 

this is no club

this is a safe haven

this is Neverland

where it is ok if you never grow up

this is wonderland

where everything is real if you want it to be

where the rules are obsolete

where you get to take what you want

or leave it be

where the dragons slay themselves

and the princesses and the damsels

do not despair

 

this is a place

where the members are brave enough to be cowards

where it is ok for men to cry

and women to want to be weak

this is a place where

we look up to ourselves

and down on no one

where we bleed flowers

and dream in color

this

 

is a place where our thoughts are complete

and we do not need to please anyone but ourselves

where it is ok to love

and ok to be loved

this is a place too good to be true

where disappointment is extinct

and contempt is endangered

where scars are worn like trophies

and are absent from our dreams

 

I am looking to start a world

Made of clubs

Whose veins are electricity

Clubs made of what mountains are made off

When they laugh at the winds for trying to knock them down

 

I am looking to start the world

 

 

 

 

VINE

VINE

This beautiful website has been my bane. It is without a doubt an amazing and excellent time waster. I give it five stars.

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Now Vine, to all of you who unfortunately do not know is a social media platform that allows you to share videos that are not more than six seconds long.

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six seconds you say.

well that’s not very interesting now  is it?

That is where you would be wrong.

In just six seconds these beautiful people on vine will have you dying of laughter.

And what’s more is..

There are different categories on vine.

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Cute videos of animals, Do It Yourself designs, Videos on makeup, hell, there are even videos of those cute little families that like to show their entire lives on social media( you know, the ones nobody likes).

But I usually just focus on the  comedy aspect.

The beautiful thing about vine is that the Viners (people who make and star in vine videos), can tell you a complete story in just  six seconds.

It is truly creativity at its finest.

What’s more is you don’t even need a vine account to enjoy its contents. If you only plan on viewing you can see its content without an account, or at most you could always log in with your twitter account

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The videos may just be six seconds long, but let me tell you, you will spend minutes sitting there watching a video on loop and laughing your ass off.

In regular fashion I will ruin your productive lives by sharing a list of my Fav Viners.

Enjoy.

The first Viner I knew was Nash Grier.

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He was, in fact the person that popularized vine. That is he was the first person to become Vine famous. And he was only fifteen years old.

TAKING THE TRASH OUT AT NIGHT…

JERRY PURPDRANK

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WHEN SOMEONE TURNS THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE SHOWER

KING BACH

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YOU SLOW OR YOU FAT.

Here are a few white guys you know so y’all don’t think I’m racist..

 

CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO

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ME WHEN MY MOM IS SLEEPING VS MY MOM WHEN I’M SLEEPING

 

ALLICATTT

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ME AT NEW YEARS EVES PARTIES

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MEAN GIRLS PLOT TWIST

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WHEN YOU SET YOUR FAV SONG AS YOUR ALARM

RUDY MANCUSO

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HISPANIC SUPERMAN

 

 

There are way more people I would like to include but I am afraid I can only share so much as I would undoubtedly  be here for a long,long time.

These are not even the funniest vines on the website.

This, my friends, is but a taste of what the website has to offer.

There’s some truly exceptional talent out there.

You need to check this website out.

Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GOOSEBUMPS

Hello reader,

It is I, Yini and I am about to share with you a wonder full gift.

That’s right people the beautiful gift of spectacular music.

Oh no, I don’t just mean Alright music. I’m talking you know mouth open, jaw to the floor, put on a sweater because the goosebumps are on their own level good music.

I (in regular fashion)shall provide a list of the performances that have given  me goosebumps recently.

Numero Uno .

 

HIGHER- The Cast Of Joyful Noise.

Did you hear that.

Did you. Did you. DID YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Hands up if you want to live in Keke Palmer’s throat, and be perfect and strong just like her beautiful voice.814777

(oh put your hand up you pretentious liar).

Let me just tell you every time I listen to this this my ears die from over excitement

and the geese on my arms cannot help but bump.

Number two

Every time. Every time I watch this i die and go to heaven.

The song is from a movie that Adam Levine did with Kiera Knightley called begin again

you should watch it. And then this song will not only give you chills.

 It. Will. Slay. You.

Number three is

 

 yes this is a cover but that doesn’t stop it from giving me the chills.

you will replay the last two minutes of this video for years to come.

Number four.

The simplicity of this performance is what really gets me. you just cant help but notice how talented Leah Michele is. you feel things. I felt things. I’m still feeling things.

Numero……uhmm… Five

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I know I know it kinda seems like i’m being a teeny bit fan girly. But did you hear this.

And if you did how are you still breathing. didn’t she take your breath away.

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well, this is my list.

There are probably way more spectacular performances out there. But…. These……… These gave me Goosebumps.

 

Until next time.

 

oh!!! you guys…!!!! there was this skit I found on YouTube from legally blonde the musical (I love musicals).

I laughed. I was intrigued. You.Will.Be.Too.

 

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YOUTUBE

YOUTUBE

YouTube, my dear friends is one of the most effective ways to entertain ones self on the internet.

What.Is. YouTube? you ask.

well, YouTube is a video sharing website owned by google and dominated by some of the

craziest,funniest and most fascinating people on the internet.

This is what makes it interesting:

It is basically a social media platform.

this beautiful platform has given birth to

YOUTUBERS!!!

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Youtubers are people who make youtube videos for a living.

These people usually have a large following, and post frequent videos that are in turn watched by their following.

somebody says:

“Okay that’s cool and all but Yini, how exactly is that entertaining?”

Well what’s really awesome about this is the content of the videos.

Now with all my experience, I have come to find it quite enjoyable and time wasting to simply sit in front of my computer screen laughing.

And I guarantee you that if you feel the same way,there are Youtubers out there just waiting for you to discover them.

Because I generally enjoy getting people addicted to frivolous time wasters, I will provide a list of my favorite Youtubers that  am sure you will find hilarious and relatable. Because after all, lets face it, I have spectacular taste.

The list in no particular order…

DANISNOTONFIRE

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Dan Howell a.k.a Danisnotonfire is a British Youtuber who has, in my opinion(which I am sure you will share) the funniest and most relatable anecdotes on the perils of being awkward.

He is an absolute cinnamon roll.(A Cinnamon Roll refers to something or someone that is too pure for this world).

Here is a sample video from Dans youtube channel.

You. Are. Welcome.

If you like Dan(and you will), You may also enjoy AmazingPhil

 iisuperwomanii

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This is Lilly Singh a.k.a iisuperwomanii.

You can clearly see from the picture that she is Indian (unless you cant see, in which case I apologize).

What you can’t see however, is how extremely funny this girl is.

There are no words. There are however, videos and here is one that will have your ribs cracking.

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Ryan Higa is an Asian youtuber that just kills it with his ridiculous puns and unexpected wit.

If you are human you will enjoy this.

 

THEMAZZIMAZ

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Marius Listrop , a.k.a Mazzimaz is a British youtuber whose humor is based more on the perils and sufferings of his viewers.

I especially like the ridiculous and care free way he tosses his phone after reading something that surprises him.

He is definitely a Cinnamon Roll.

A really foul mouthed cinnamon roll.

like really foul mouthed.

no seriously like soooo foul mouthed.

Enjoy.

 

Sooo…. Yeah…

 These are definitely people that are worth watching.

And you know what your mother always says…

Its best to spend countless and  long hours everyday watching the life or thoughts of others instead of doing something productive with your life.

And well nobody wants to disobey their mother…..

Until the next time my loyal friends.